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Ron MacKenna reviews Clark & Sons
- The Herald, 20 Sep 2010
For a moment, Im having the roasted
fig salad, the loin of pork with tabouleh, and probably a
cheeky little pear frangipane tart to finish.
Only for a moment, though. As I order,
the young waitress pales, looks at the menu and tells me she
shouldnt have given me that one, sir. It finished at
7pm, sir. Reverse ferret, sir, as we used to say in newspapers.
Sigh. No, not a moan, a sigh. At £12.50
it looked like a bargain. But I cant complain as the
last serving time is clearly printed on it. Well, I say clearly.
The lighting in here is so, um, atmospheric make that
downright dim that I have been scanning the menu by
the glare of my mobile phone. Yes. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
I am Mr Magoo.
So lets start all over again. This
time, however, the print on the a la carte menu is clear enough
to notice the large prices jumping out and yes, I do
now feel a moan coming on. This is not as interesting as the
pre-theatre menu. And that moan is there until I cut into
a crisp-skinned confited chicken leg and scoop up a forkful
of delicious, fresh, lightly dressed and herby salad with
a vibrant sludge of Moroccan chermoula on the side. Lovely
stuff. The salad is superb and the chicken is good
even if the chermoula is a bit of chefs hokum and should
be a marinade.
Ive also got a platter of smoked
fish, which Ive ordered because Clark & Sons is
owned by the same people who own Citation, the mega-pub and
restaurant that is occasionally the haunt of procurators-fiscal
in Glasgow. I paid quite a lot of money there once for a charcuterie
tasting plate that was a tribute to the chefs ability
to artfully twist slices of Milano salami, if nothing else.
Reverse ferret again, though. Smooth and creamy smoked halibut,
hot smoked salmon, mackerel times two, big tangy caperberries
and a salad that comes with a different dressing. Oh, oatcakes
too. This is good.
Its certainly better than I expected
when I wandered in, told the waitress I would rather not sit
at the empty table surrounded by other empty tables in the
middle of a vast empty floor why do lone diners always
get terrible seats? and slid into a booth at the side
with the normal people. Well, I say normal people. Its
hard to make out faces. Couples. Women with bottles of wine.
A large family next to me. This dim lighting may be useless
for reading but theres a twinkly glow from the candles
that sprinkles fairy dust over the spacious setting.
If only it wasnt for the bar over
there. When this was Rascasse and they wanted to do that all-day,
all-foods, all-people gig that theyre trying again
the old women with their shopping bags; the guys with their
rows of pints and shellsuits the whole bar scene undermined
the cosy dinner setting. I may be wrong, as I was only in
once, but there seems to be a new wall splitting the room.
Tonight, anyway, although the Rangers game is on the gigantic
telly in the bar, it doesnt intrude in the restaurant.
Main courses, then? Pork fillet with mash,
spinach and parmesan cream. Looks good, tastes good. The mash
tastes of potato and not cream or milk. The pork is tender
and theres a lovely parmesan hit to the sauce. Even
the roasted pepper and tomato pesto pasta is sweet and packed
with distinctive tastes. Though offering it with prawns at
£4 extra, and peppered steak at another fiver, would
make most Italians laugh out loud.
I should mention the apple and bramble
crumble but when I told the waitress it was rubbish,
as the crumble was a damp smear, she took it off the bill.
And you always get full marks for that. Overall then? Good
meal. Decent local restaurant. I suspect it will do well.
14 Busby Road, Clarkston Toll, East Renfrewshire
(www.clark-and-sons.com, 0141 638 3911)
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